SMS JOKES:)

Mizoram leh Northeast India- hmun hrang hrang ah Mobile phone operator ten unlimited sms offer an siam miau si a. Karhla atangin thian ten sms nuihzathlak deuh te, nuihzathlak vak lo te, a chang chuan ninawm deuh te min thawn zut mai si a, he lam kan awmna Hyderabad lamah pawh unlimited sms pack lo awm ve zel nen ka inbox a khat zo tawh blog lamah hian dahtha tawh mai ang, ho viau mahse post tur dang avang hrih emai!

*In ban phar ru, misual kan nih hi. Mipa hmeltha ding lamah, hmeichhe hmeltha veilamah. Hmelchhe ho kha alaiah kal ru. Hey, nang sms chhiar mek kha a laia ah kal ve nghal rawh!

*Pa Pakhat love letter ziah dan: Dearest, Thuami, Min hmangaih em? Yes( ) or No ( ) Tick rawh. Peka i lo pe leh mai dawn nia.

*What do you usually say after sex? I LOVE YOU? wrong! THAT WAS GREAT? Wrong again! I LOVE IT? Wrong again! The answer is Khawnge ka kekawrte a awm?

*Always send good sms 2 others...so that when you die, people will remember you by saying " Mawl ve heihui na a, message chu bei nalh ve phian thin sin mawle:D

*Rape is not a crime....#its....# its # a..."Surprise Sex!"

*Thingpuidawr pakhat a an menu te: Chawkan upon bal, Telhawng with fried Aidusentil, vegetarian saum bawl, Sawhthing thukphum, Berul a laia baibing dah!!

*Wife-"Remove my skirt", Husband-"Ok", Wife-"now remove my panty", Husband-"ok", Wife-"take off my bra first", Husband-"ok, ok..i'm doing it", Wife-"next time, never wear my clothes".

*Mi pakhat pawh kha Pathian nen khan an inpawh awm asin, a chawei dawn te hian chunglam enzeuh pahin "ei a nia aw" te a ti vel!

*Khawvel ramnuam leh changkang leh eng anga thianghlim ah pawh kal mahla..A ruka i ek a chhuah chuan nuam i ti tak tak chuang lovang:)

*Bible ah khan "Mahni ta chuah en lovin midang ta pawh en ve rawh u" ati a. I ta kha ka lo en ve dawn a mi? I phal lo chuan Pathian thu awih lo ini mai:-)

*What is globalisation? Ans-Diana's Death.. because this involves an English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend in a German car driven by a Dutch driver crashes in a France Tunnel while being chased by Italian paparazzi on Japanese bikes, treated by Portuguese doctor with Brazilian medicine..this sms is sent by Indian genius on a Chinese phone smuggled by a Pakistani via Nepal..finally this is read by an Indian who looks like a Mongolian but a Mizo!:)

*Naupang pakhat hian apa hnenah "Ka Pa" atia, a ko zawi deuh nge ni, apa khan a hre pha silova engtin mah achhang lo!

*No mawi tak chhung ah pawh thihna tur a awm thei a. Rose pawrmawi tak pawhin min tina thei hling a pai si. Kumtluang par pawhin kumtluang a daih zo lo a, chuailopar meuh pawh a chuai thin na khawvel ah hian Hmangaihna tawngkam thlum takah pawh inbumna a awm thin...chuvangin i hma hun lo thleng turah hian chhiatna laka i fihlim thieh nan i mutdawn ah action 'themthainu mawng tawlh, mawng tawlh' tih kha lo sa thin ang che..

*Mothar pakhat pawh chaweia an awmkhawm thap laiin a pasal hnen ah ka rin aiin i zang daih a ti:)

*You are Great, Outstanding, Realistic, Intelligent, Loveable, Adorable...in short GORILA..ha ha

*∑..changpat lem anih hi! khua a ro a a thi aniang!

*Nula leh tlangval inngaizawng pawh kha an inhmangaih lutuk a..nikhat chu lui ah an kal dun a, an kalna chu a hla bawn tawp....an thlen hunah ka lo hrilh leh ang che!

*..... Ø, fanghmir panga in lungpui an panlai anih hi:)

* Aruka star tu deuh che an awm a, i no. min dil min dil a, ka lo pe mai asin, amah chu hmeltha ve tak ani a, tha i ti ve tho ang, pawi i ti em lovang chu tih hi inthawnkual vel mai mai anuam tawp:)

*Tlangval pakhat pawh kha a bialnu nen chance an nei dun hmasak ber in a zei lo lutuk a, a bialnu inringlo lai a MAWNG SUZI vel:)

*Hmai pahnih nei an tih ang hi inih ka ring lo, achhan chu hmai pahnih chu neila tuna i hmai zawk kha i vuah duh ka ring lo:)

*Life is very ho, sometimes we piang, we seilian, we rilruna, we awmngaihna hrelo, we have natna, we die, heaven kai dawn hlauh chuan a zia, bak zawng ho lutuk engmah nilo:)

*I tello chuan nikhat hi nileng a ni a, darkar khat hi minute 60 ani a, kumkhat hi ni 365 ani a, karkhat pawh hi ni 7 a ni a, minute khat pawh hi second 60 ani a, a rei asin!

*Tlangval pakhat sual lutuk pawh kha a pa thinrimin "I sual emai ka Pa pawh min ti tawh suh" a ti a, a tuk ah an in tukverh ah ava dak a chhungte chuan chaw an lo ei mek a, a pa lam hawi chuan "Pu Chala chu iva bar lian ve" te a va ti vel, sual thiam khawp mai:)

Advance Christmas hi enge a nih chiah le?

HMCF executive committee meeting in ‘Advance Christmas Programme’ hman a rawt avangin vawiin hian Twin Cities (Hyderabad leh Secunderabad) a awm Mizo ten ‘Advance Christmas’ hlim takin kan hmang thei a ni. Vawiin a kan hun hman ‘Advance Christmas’ kan tih lai tak hi enge a nih chiah ngaihtuah ho dawn teh ang u. Kum tin Krismas a hnaih tawh chuan Mizoram chhung ah a ni emaw Mizoram pawn ah pawh awm ila a bikin thalai tamna ah chuan ‘Advance Christmas’ hun hman hi kan tihdan phung pangngai ah a ngaih theih tawh hial awm e. A hming (term) ‘Advance Christmas’ hi saptawng ni mahse kan tan chuan a mikhual tawh lova a awmzia leh nihphung pawh inhrilhfiah hran pawh kan ngai tawh lo. He hunah hian enge tih tur a enge kan tih thin chu kan thinlungah a chiang sa tawh a ni. Chuti taka kan hman lar leh kan tihdan phung pangngai ang hial a kan ngaih ‘Advance Christmas’ hi engtik lai atangin nge Mizo te hian kan hman tan a a hming hi tu phuah chhuah ni ta ang le?

‘Advance Christmas’ hi enge a nih chiah? tih hi in zawt ta ila in ngaihtuah buai miah lovin “Krismas lo thleng tur urlawkna leh chumi atana inbuatsaih lawkna” tiin emaw “Krismas a thlen hma a lo lawm lawkna” tih te in emaw kan sawi ngei ang. Kan tawng ani silova heti tak hian Mizo te hian kan hmang uarin kan sawi ri tam si a ‘Advance Christmas’ hi enge a nih chiah hriat tumin internet lam ah te han en lah hian chhanna mumal hmuh tur a van gem em lawi si. Search engine lar google ah meuh pawh a hrilhfiahna lam hawi hmuh tur a vang khawp mai, mak ve mai mai chu ‘Advance Christmas’ ti a zawn chuan a chhanna ah pawh Mizo website/weblog a lang nasa khawp mai. Heng te avang hian ‘Advance Christmas’ tih tawngkam hi Mizo saptawng thiamte chher chhuah emaw Mizo te duan chhuah a ni thei mai angem? tih hi ngaihtuah theih tak a ni.

He tawngkam ‘Advance Christmas’ tih hi sapram lamah te an hmang ve ngai em tih te ngaihtuahna ah a awm a, vanneihthlak deuhvin United Kingdom-a awm mek Mizo pakhat Cambridge University a lehkhazir lai ka be pawp hlauh a, a ni in a sawi dan chuan Krismas lawmna programme an siam thin ah ‘Advance Chrismas’ tih kher hi chu a tawngkam lamah chuan an sawi rik a hriat ngai lo thu in min chhang a ni.

U.K. tih loh khawvel hmun dang ah te ‘Advance Chrismas’ tih tawngkam hi an hmang thin em tih erawh han zawh mai tur ka hriat loh avangin chiang takin ka sawi thei lo thung. Amaherawhchu hmang thin nise internet lamah te pawh a hrilhfiahna emaw a kalphung sawina hmuh tur awm awm tak a ni a, hmuhtur mumal a awm lo viau mai. A ang teuh deuh ber chu ‘Advent Christmas’ tih hi a ni a, ‘Advent’ tih chu Latin tawng niin ‘thil lo thleng mek’ (a coming or arrival) tih na a ni mai awm e. Khawthlang rama Advent Christmas an hman thin lo chhuah chhan chu a mawl thei ang ber a sawi chuan Pathian in mihringte a hmangaih em khawvel a ah lo kal in mihringte hnenah a rawn cheng a, chu avang chuan hlim tak a lawm hi kan tih tur a ni tih rilru pu in an hmang thin a ni. Advent Christmas hi kumtin Krismas ni a thlen hma Pathianni vawi 4-n atanga hman tan niin urlawk zan(24 Dec) ah tawp thin a ni. An hun hman dan leh lawmdan kalphung hi Good Friday leh Easter Sunday dawn a khawtlang lama ringtuten ‘Lent’ an hman thin ang deuh hian Lal Isua tan a chawnghei leh Krismas lo thleng tur a atan a in serh hranna lam hawi a ni.

Mizo te’n a ‘Advance Chrismas’ kan tih ah erawh hi chuan chutianga hun hman emaw Krismas thleng daiha tur programme inchhunzawm chho zat- chumi ni ah chuan chu chu tih tur ani a, a tuk ah chumi lam hawi a programme hman chhunzawm tur tih ang chi emaw inkaihhruaina engmah kan siam ngai chuang leh lawi bawk si lova. Nguntaka ngaihtuah in ‘Advance Chrismas’ tih tawngkam a kan sawi thin hi kan tawng ni lo mahse kan hman dan leh a kalphung hi a Mizo ta riau in a hriat theih! A tawngkam a kan sawi anga programme siam leh hun hmang hi khawvel hmun danga Kristiante pawh an tam lo viau mai thei a ni.

A grammar zawng a chhutin a dik nge dik lo tih lam chu kan zawhna ni lo se, ngaihtuahna ti zauvah ‘Advance Chrismas’ tih loh pawh hian hming dangin ‘Pre-Christmas Celebration’ tih te, ‘Pre-Christmas Meeting’, etc. tih te pawh an hmang thin bawk. Kei ni tan chuan ‘Advance Chrismas’ chu nikhat emaw zankhat atana Krismas lo urlawk na atana programme kan siam hi a ni mai tiin a tawi zawngin kan sawi thei awm e. ‘Advance Chrismas’ tih chuan keini Mizo te thinlung ah hian inhrilhfiah leh chuan pawh angai tawh chuang lova enge a nih hi a chiangsa em em tawh a ni! Chuvangin ‘Advance Chrismas’ tih hi kan tawng em chu ni lo mahse Mizo Kristian te “concept/conceptual term”a ni ve mai ti ila a pawmawm thei khawp ang. Nang enge i ngaihdan ni ve le?

(He thuziak hi HMCF Chanchinbu GILEAD 22 Nov 2009 a chhuah atana ka ziak a ni ve e!)